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Anonymous asked:

Omg Liam gained lots of weight, or am I seeing things?? I always considered him the health freak? What happened? (not saying hes fat or anything, just confused)

zayncangetsome answered:

he did gain..but he did not gain weight…he gained a

SQUISHY LOVE PILLOW

and he is a health freak….as in “i want you to have a HEALTHY amount of ORGASMS tonight, ladies and gentlemen” and he has an appetite for LOVE

so you gotta ask yourself..are you down with the LPLP ? the ~~~Liam Payne Love Pillow~~~ ……if u ain’t down then u a clown with a frown and u need to evacuate the premises immediately